Today, I met the father of an Orthodox Jewish girl I attempted... - FML

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By NotJewishEnough? - 18/03/2018 15:29

Today, I met the father of an Orthodox Jewish girl I attempted to date several years back. She told me it would not work out because even though I'm Jewish, I wasn't religious enough since I'm not Orthodox. Her dad told me the guy she married a few years later is not even Jewish. FML.

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d34d4lus 6

Wednesday 21 March 2018 8:38

tell your co-workers that blah is a psycho who has been telling people your doing ****. liars usually get exposed after a while anyway

d34d4lus 6

Wednesday 21 March 2018 8:39

ignore that it was another FML

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d34d4lus 6

Wednesday 21 March 2018 8:38

tell your co-workers that blah is a psycho who has been telling people your doing ****. liars usually get exposed after a while anyway

d34d4lus 6

Wednesday 21 March 2018 8:39

ignore that it was another FML

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