Health: Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping,... - FML

By AlbertEinstein_ - 16/07/2012 19:21 - Ireland

Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML

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AlbertEinstein_ 4

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:23

This is my FML, i had to make an acc to comment! I know, people, this was so incredibly stupid!! I have no idea why the hell I thought that would be a good idea, I think I wanted to check if there was salt in it before I left the kitchen (no idea how smelling it would clarify) so that I wouldn't have to get back up! I totally deserved this one, and I will surely never, ever do this again! My original FML had "And yes, it is possible to be this stupid" at the end, but that must've been edited out :( And I put the name Albert Einstein cause it was ironic or something, I don't know. But I certainly didn't think I was smart or anything....And my eyes still hurt :(

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ByronJess 17

Monday 16 July 2012 23:32

...Have you never made popcorn before? Or read the big letters on the bag that say; "CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE HOT!"?

greenie213 23

Monday 16 July 2012 23:33

People like you are the reason we have warning labels.

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bigmike7277 4

Tuesday 17 July 2012 8:39

******* idiot

babalooisbabaloo 5

Tuesday 17 July 2012 8:51

So you're the reason companies put "please do not eat" on tractors.

sarko30 7

Tuesday 17 July 2012 9:25

You haven't felt a popcorn related burn until you work at a movie theatre and a hot kernel covered in oil flies down your bra. But still, FYL for the pain, but YDI for not realizing that would happen.

GrantW2505 7

Tuesday 17 July 2012 10:07

What I FAIL!!'

PandaPandy 6

Tuesday 17 July 2012 11:52

It says exactly on the bag to not to do that..

seanc722 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 13:56

I bet you stick your head in thr oven as soon as you open it when checking on your meal also!

ghostmaya123 11

Tuesday 17 July 2012 15:27

Honestly YDI for being stupid.

fordneagles 34

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:07

Clearly it didn't occur that something coming out of the microwave would be HOT... Well done OP

hermioneg1802 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 16:25

Lololol why would you do something so stupid?!?

tsk14 9

Tuesday 17 July 2012 18:34

It says it on the bag. CAUTION: contents might be too hot. Ydi.

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