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By foreverlosing1 - 19/01/2016 13:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I made breakfast for my boyfriend, bacon and eggs on toast a coffee already for when he got out of bed and the first thing he said when he saw it was "where's the tomato sauce?" FML

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