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By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 00:20 - United States - El Paso
Today, I’m close to my 44th birthday. I married the girl of my dreams who loves clutter. Our son makes straight As but can’t listen to any instructions. Our two new dogs chew anything they can find, and no one puts anything away. Why was I born? FML