Kids: Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little...

By M95 - 03/03/2010 19:11 - Norway

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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By fuckmyhair - 16/04/2020 23:00

Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 17:01 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML

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By MJB - 02/04/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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IndigoKitty 3

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:17

cheer up, could be worse, some 15 year olds are bald because they've got cancer.

HoesInaBox 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:25

How much gel do you use that you had to shave your whole head? sheesh o_o

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stargazur 9

Sunday 1 April 2012 15:16

I hope your hair wasn't too important to you

_highandlow 5

Wednesday 6 June 2012 5:07

Lots of boys that age don't have hair because the choose not to. If you don't have another choice, ROCK IT!

alpacaman 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 5:33

How old is "boy wonder"? If he's 10+, kick his stupid ass, 9- verbally destroy him.

tecktonik123 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 6:59

Your 15. Your hair will come back. Now Stfu and grow a pair -____- drama queen .!!!

KingCross_fml 3

Tuesday 2 October 2012 13:08

Your first mistake was using hair gel.

zomgbies 17

Friday 26 July 2013 21:05

hair gel is lame. your little bro just pulled an epic troll on you

tpm45 25

Thursday 26 September 2013 2:38

At least you don't have cancer.

justinkoch 26

Wednesday 12 February 2014 19:37

Saw that on pvp

cestlavie120 6

Sunday 8 March 2015 10:42

that's bad....

anon385 23

Thursday 14 January 2016 23:10

A sign that you should stop using hairgel

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