Well this tells me that vibrators are more useful than I thought..

Hmmm.. If you'd used that vibrator properly there would've been no use for that no good boyfriend. You wouldn't have been pregnant or in pain and you'd be changing batteries instead of diapers (which I'm sure you'll have to do considering the "helpful" husband you have. FYL.

Stock up on batteries. Your vibrator can take care of you in many more ways than your limp-dick husband is willing to. In the meantime, suggest your husband take up yoga if he ever wants to get his dick sucked again.

I hope you washed it first.

I use mine to massage my back too. *trying to keep a straight face*

Speaking as a guy in a relationship I thought that giving back rubs when needed was one of the things that we are for.

I can meet your needs.

Try doing some little stretching and exercises. Being pregnant doesn't justify laziness

Punch him on his spine while his back is turned. Your back will still hurt, but a guarantee you'll feel a whole lot better.

Maybe you should talk to him about it and get some back support :)