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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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Sunday 2 October 2011 9:19

What a dick! I'm sorry, OP!

baconstrips 12

Sunday 2 October 2011 9:19

What a douche, you obviously deserve better

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fanaticdragon 10

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:02

At least he's your ex now, OP. What a douche! FYL.

chanchan127 1

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:14

dousche

ColorfulSmiles 7

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:44

That's not nice! Kick him where it really hurts, then say-"I guess I forgot there's nothing there." That was mean >.>

icic6772 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:45

It happens.

JinxosGirl87 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 17:20

I'm surprised he didn't delete you from his friend's list and all the other electronic devices he can contact you with, resulting in him electronically falling off the face of the earth.

DomoLaDii 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 17:33

hes ffucked up!!!

CountryGirl057 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 17:42

That's how I found out my ex had dumped me too. Status was single, and there was no evidence I even ever existed!

stizer_fml 3

Sunday 2 October 2011 18:12

ouch ....

melizabeths 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 18:18

You should really date better guys. It sounds like he didn't care about you in the slightest. You deserve better than that. Stop going for idiot loser bad boys, because they'll treat you like crap.