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By Friendless - 04/01/2017 17:45

Today, I learned that my closest friend of nearly three years never actually cared about me. She just kept me around as back up if things fell through with her boyfriend. She stopped talking to me when I revealed that I wasn't interested in a relationship. FML

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WeirdUS 29

Wednesday 4 January 2017 22:27

I had a ex that did this you're definitely better off.

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WeirdUS 29

Wednesday 4 January 2017 22:27

I had a ex that did this you're definitely better off.

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