Health: Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain... - FML

By IIIlibras - 27/07/2011 21:28 - United States

Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML

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IIIlibras 6

Friday 29 July 2011 0:49

Welllll, I needed to move my boyfriend and I's heavy mattress back against the wall so as I lifted it up, our Doberman (who loves to pounce things) decided then would be a good time to do so..Right where my hands were. My poor long nails just could not hold up the weight thus resulting in blood.

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broomhildo 19

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:13

OOOOOH MY GOD. Yes caps were necessary. That sounds absolutely terrible.

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:17

My fingers hurt just from reading this! I have goosebumps all along my arms now!

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SleepOnStones 5

Friday 29 July 2011 8:48

I hate it when you hear about or read things that are so painful that you can actually almost feel the pain yourself. FYL op D:

pineapplecrispii 0

Friday 29 July 2011 10:22

what the heck happened?!?

chipsy2011 4

Friday 29 July 2011 16:11

OMG FYL forsure

ham25 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:46

FYL

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 29 July 2011 21:14

Owwww!!! I can't even imagine how that felt. I get all squeamish just thinking about it. FYL OP. I hope your finger gets better soon. =)

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 29 July 2011 21:17

#70: Judgmental much? At least her picture is an actual picture of HER. I hate when people get insulted just because they have an opinion. Get lost you troll.

LexiHardcore 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:06

*criiiiiiinge*

ripstikchik17 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:26

it takes 3 months to grow back... i know from expirience

thewolf01 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:15

That sucks...believe me, I know :/

albertaboy 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:24

Piss off the mafia?

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