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By ChuckyDoesntPlay - 15/03/2016 15:39 - United States - Delaware

Today, I learned I'm being sued. The man suing me wants financial compensation for medical bills and emotional distress caused by my dog biting him. My dog only bit this man because he's a fully trained guard dog and this man had broken a window and climbed through it into my baby's nursery. FML

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