By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

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Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
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NoReservations 9

When they get stuck in your teeth and ripped out, tell him to think of it as waxing considering he refused to shave.

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KM96 24

A favour of having mouth full of hair? I doubt it would do a goos flossing job...

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Emily9352 13

Refuse to blow him until he shaves.

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hellya14 0

Men can be men...but a real men will do what it takes to please their woman. Cavemen won't.

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biznitch15 0

why the **** are you giving him a BJ in the first place ? hoes these days.

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hiandrews69 29

I mean, blow jobs are fine and all, but I' not going to be doing so if there's a chance I'm going to choke on pubic hair. Refues to do so until he whacks the bush.

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MsGirlyPlayer 5

I somehow thought of Pringles when I read that ._. I hate Pringles

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rflurry94 6

you could refuse to shave yours and see how much he likes it

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Nederlander95 14

So don't blow him. Simple enough, I'm sure he'll give

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Brightblue2 14

Ask him why he won't, and if his answer is really stupid simply tell him you won't give him bjs anymore.

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