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By Kendall14159 - 29/03/2016 05:06 - United States

Today, I just took a shower and afterwards I tried to take a photo of my freshly painted toe nails and the selfie camera opened up, essentially taking a 'nude'. As I quickly tried to delete it, I accidentally shared it to Facebook. On the bright side, my creepy uncle thinks I have "nice tits". FML

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