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By CptZoe - 29/02/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

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By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 14:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

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By A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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You deserved it 3 765

By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:24

So... Is that a no, then?

skitzofunia88 8

Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:26

That would be awesome to only have to remember your anniversary every 4 years

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Tiecho 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:43

You are not Amy Adams

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:03

Yeah. The joke wasn't funny. How would you feel if he had proposed, you wanted to marry him, got all excited, said yes, then found out he was joking?

inlove72 11

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:08

Awe )= I feel so bad for you )= hope everything works out what doesn't kill you makes you stronger right?

ohsnapsonny 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:16

It's the extra day for leap year... Not April fool day. Samsonite... Way off.

Heinousness 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:17

DON'T EVER JOKE ABOUT GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Devin91 20

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:30

How long have you two been dating ?

bluewailer 4

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:36

Measure twice and cut once

TheresNoEffingwa 7

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:01

Ydi you can't joke with men like that

rezzrhyme 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:02

you werent joking

musicluvr2000 11

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:15

Happy anniversary till next leap year!!

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was then that he told me he used to be flexible enough to suck his own weiner. FML

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Today, my girlfriend's new favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU. Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid. She's still on the first season. FML

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Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML

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