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By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By little nokken - 19/05/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML

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By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 22:00

Today, I drove my truck into the garage for a couple of minor repairs. It was returned on a flatbed with a blown engine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 11:56 - United States - Newburyport

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

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badblaby 8

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:24

Did you lose it or break it?

beaverteaser 16

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:30

time to go to ihop

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ihpp 22

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:59

get well soon OP! I hope the leg heals with no lingering issues!

GentlemanBastard 15

Wednesday 9 July 2014 2:53

The wording does sound like he lost his leg, but I don't see how a truck running over it (I'm assuming since this is the most plausible injury when pushing a vehicle onto a ramp) would actually sever his leg. Unless they were like... Blade tires. In which case, that doesn't seem very safe.

LisaDay 14

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:02

I'm guessing the truck started rolling back towards him and hit him, possibly knocking him down and running over his leg.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 11 July 2014 19:20

Stoooop saying that

imnotanybody 2

Wednesday 9 July 2014 9:31

I hope your leg gets better and I wish you a speedy recovery?

nightchan 3

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:11

Do you really not have a leg anymore??

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