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By AlreadyGotTheDivorcePapers - 13/10/2018 05:00

Today, I heard my husband repeating the name “Kristen” in his sleep. I’m not Kristen. FML
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nanxi 30

Hi, fmlife.com? I'd like to return this FML on account of it not being an FML at all, thanks. Unless we're missing something, it's just sleep-talking. It tends to be random by nature. Chill, OP.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Don't jump to conclusions. You can't blame a man for dreaming.

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DanielleinDC 33

Did you think to ask who Kristen is? And it's possible that if he does know a Kristen, there's absolutely nothing going on that's not in his head.

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TheSminty1 17

Question is he team Jacob or team Edward? He can't be both y'know

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Jakab Péter 8

chill out woman! one of my ex-gf wanted me to apologize because in her dream, i was a photomodel and during work i had to kiss with another girl. don't be like her. and even if he dreams about banging some other chicks, so what? you want to controll even his dreams?

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