Love: Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his...

By Anonymous - 16/09/2015 11:25 - Germany - Felsberg

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 16:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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Lil' cutie

By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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Stay in your lane

By Kittykatkrunch - 12/11/2009 05:09 - Australia

Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML

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Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 12:32 - Netherlands

Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML

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Bumped down

By clo_bo - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML

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By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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bonermonkey 31

Wednesday 16 September 2015 23:58

cheating asshole...

emeraldisle 30

Wednesday 16 September 2015 23:59

And now he's your ex-boyfriend.

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liv1222 29

Thursday 17 September 2015 1:17

What a cheating asshole. Please tell us you dumped him op!

oasis359 13

Thursday 17 September 2015 1:25

oh, you mean your ex? you deserve someone who treats you right op.

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 17 September 2015 1:28

Punch him in the face, then he won't be hot anymore. And dump him when he tries crawling back to you.

EmoKami 21

Thursday 17 September 2015 1:54

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DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 17 September 2015 2:59

If she did, then she wouldn't know he's a cheater. And it was his friend, she probably already knew about op.

fashionbug9880 22

Thursday 17 September 2015 5:15

"Eavesdropping isn't nice"? More like cheating isn't nice. About the other girl: she probably knew about OP and wouldn't care that he's cheating, although, I also wonder why OP didn't confront him.

SPN_lover666 27

Thursday 17 September 2015 8:10

Do you know what is even worse than eavesdropping? Cheating on your girlfriend.

Emilygod2 14

Thursday 17 September 2015 2:06

Ex bf*

mrd1997 19

Thursday 17 September 2015 2:20

And this is why I have trust issues when it comes to relationships. Too many people sneak around behind their significant other's back. Not all, but a lot. It can be hard to find one that doesn't now days. That's why imo it's better to stay single and have time to yourself, because that way you don't have to deal with all the bullshit like that. And think on the positive side, now you don't have to deal with that bastards bullshit anymore, that is if you're broken up. Good luck with everything :)