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By Egodram - 05/09/2017 13:41 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I have to watch a documentary as part of an assignment for a class. This film interviews people from several countries and is being spoken in German, Russian, Arabic, Urdu, and Yiddish. I have to write a paper about it by Friday, and there are no English subtitles at all. FML.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Monday 11 September 2017 2:34

How the hell can they possibly expect you to understand that?

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Monday 11 September 2017 2:34

How the hell can they possibly expect you to understand that?

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