Miscellaneous: Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention...

By LeaveHimAlone - 30/12/2013 04:23 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 08:57 - United States - Portland

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

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By expectopatronum bitch! - 25/04/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML

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By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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By weirdome23 - 26/04/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By You're Not a Wizard - 30/06/2016 12:29

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By bobbies - 15/04/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I was telling my sister about how I am horribly depressed and how I can't function and she responded with, "Oh, shit! I've got to go Jeopardy is on!" FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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CaiDog 20

Monday 30 December 2013 6:39

What did she do?? We need some details here!

M1DGET_MOOSE 7

Monday 30 December 2013 6:59

Stupid muggles and their "legalities"

Comments

ThisIsMe_18 13

Monday 30 December 2013 22:15

Man, I want to know the story behind what she did.

tigerlilytracey 6

Monday 30 December 2013 22:17

jealous squib!

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:51

You never told us which guy from harry potter. I'm guessing radclifffe...

Jennaflamingo 14

Tuesday 31 December 2013 5:54

Every one of us potter heads have been there before... *shivers and takes sip of vodka*

MediumSizedRock 11

Tuesday 31 December 2013 6:42

I bet it's Ron

an3ph 20

Tuesday 31 December 2013 9:08

Do tell!

KayleeFrye 39

Tuesday 31 December 2013 18:55

I'm going to join in on the "PLEASE elaborate!" trend. I like the Harry Potter books/movies as much as the next girl, but find it hilarious that someone could be obsessed enough to need an INTERVENTION! What did your sister do?!

AloysiusWeasley 15

Wednesday 1 January 2014 6:14

This needs an OP update, right stat now. Also, the Phelps twins would definitely be worth a disorderly conduct! :D

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 1 January 2014 7:44

And yet people hate on the Twilight fans.../facepalm Also, am I the only one who cracked up at OP's username? So funny! Now, OP, does our sister like the character, or the actor who plays him? Either way, we all have our celeb crushes, but that's going a little too far. It sucks that you have to give up your job and your money to deal with her problem. Just...gah! Faith in humanity keeps going down, as well as faith in future generations...