Miscellaneous: Today, I have to skip classes to clean my kitchen. Why? Yesterday,...

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By reallystinky - 11/05/2016 09:47 - Germany - Essen

Today, I have to skip classes to clean my kitchen. Why? Yesterday, the sewage of at least 6 apartments in my complex came through my kitchen sink, flooding everything while I was away. It looks better than it smells. FML

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Publikwerks 14

Wednesday 11 May 2016 21:53

Your landlord should be bringing in people for that. Talk to a code enforcement office

sillymama 21

Thursday 12 May 2016 10:00

Omg!! That's horrible. I agree the landlord needs to handle that. I can't even imagine the smell.

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Publikwerks 14

Wednesday 11 May 2016 21:53

Your landlord should be bringing in people for that. Talk to a code enforcement office

sillymama 21

Thursday 12 May 2016 10:00

Omg!! That's horrible. I agree the landlord needs to handle that. I can't even imagine the smell.

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