Health: Today, I have finally reached the age where I now piss myself... - FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2016 11:59 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, I have finally reached the age where I now piss myself a little bit every time I cough, sneeze, laugh, stand up, sit down, carry anything heavier than a feather or do any sort of physical activity more strenuous than lying in bed. I am 17. FML

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