Work: Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was...

By ugamayne - 17/02/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML

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By Radbaby - 12/10/2018 03:00

Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Olorin - 12/08/2010 23:21 - Germany

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By coeurdlucky - 19/10/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 13:33 - Germany

Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML

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By Kim - 22/03/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

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How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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Wednesday 17 February 2010 19:59

hahahahaha i feel you.. im an xray tech too and old people love to be naked in front of us .. i really dont get it

ohhoho 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:10

@3: The OP didn't have to watch her change. Go look up how a hospital gown works. It's a giant loose garment that ties together at the neck at the back. There's a giant open slit from there on down. OP, grow up. I work with seniors in both my work and my volunteer job. When people get old and alot of them do not care what others think of them anymore. Sometimes I admire their freeness from self conciousness. This is not a FML.

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jujubeanz 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:14

watt does "go commander" mean?!?

neon_shoes 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:29

It means to wear pants with no underware on.

chibikari 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:36

Silence! >:D If you look on the back it says iPod! I HAS SPOKEN!

vitum 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:51

but then you but ur ***** on and made a sex tape and gave her some great sex that included anal vaginal and masturbation then your coworker came in and you had a thresome with him and his 30 inch erect penis and hr spermed all over your face and throat.

TurtleHabitat 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:07

That's what you're mom did to me last night

abcdefg09 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:01

ok so you're an idiot. This post violates HIPPA laws. I hope you get fired.

okaydisarray 17

Thursday 18 February 2010 2:16

Actually, it doesn't violate HIPPA. He didn't tell us why she needed the x-ray or any other medical-related information.

abcdefg09 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:35

HIPPA states that you CANNOT talk about a patient WHAT SO EVER to ANYONE who is not working with the patient so therefor this DOES violate HIPPA. Go back to basic medical classes you dumb **** and LEARN the LAWS!