By ToInsecure4me - 10/11/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML
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brocode86 0

does he have reason to believe you are cheating?

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perdix 29

He's just stalling so he can get rid of his girlfriend before you get home. It's usually guilty people who are the most suspicious of their spouses.

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tylersign 11

Should have sent him a video of **** instead. See what his reaction would be.

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cnkk07 8

I was going to type a witty comment in response to yours but then I saw a hairy worm out of the corner of my left eye and completely lost track of what I was going to type.

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xcowboys 0

I believe the proper name for it is the "Common Llamapillar", if im not mistaken.

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minniemouse61 0

Accused Of Cheating For Working .... Laaaame (:

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2ndSucks 15

What's with the capitals?

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Batman846 0

Well he's afraid of losing you, he's just human you know.

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un1corns 15

Well, acting like a paranoid idiot is another great way to lose her...

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mALs00 5

You must be a great girlfriend if he wants that reassurance.

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blowntegdb8 5

Funny poster didn't get that. Ahhh details

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walterism 0

cheat on him during the day then :)

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2ndSucks 15

Relationships rely heavily on trust. That's not healthy.

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perdix 29

Make sure you don't make a shit punch, you feeble asshole.

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FriscoKidz 10

Thumbs up because I see what you did there.

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disturbedrox11 17

Why do people always say 'I see what you did there'? It would be more interesting if we all thought of something of our own to say

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SirEBC 7

Hello, Disturbed. Allow me to be the first to introduce you to the Internet. We hope you enjoy our humble abode. Here is a key lesson you must learn to thrive here: you cannot fix stupid. If you try, you will fail. If you try again, you will fail, again. Welcome!

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leadman1989 15

I have observed your actions... I am amused.

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yadisingh 5

Why do you question everything? ^ I've seen like 4 of your comments and they all start with 'why do people'. Let it be lol. Shit's not gonna change because you point it out.

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TheNewGuy03 28

99: or alternately: "I seent that shit." |the kid|

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disturbedrox11 17

100 sorry. Although I've actually only had two comments that were anything like that. But ill make sure I don't have any more that ask anything about why people do things since that's obviously something stupid to say

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nativepimp 1

That's honestly not that bad. Ive seen way worse trust issues before

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stephen0819 0

Shouldn't be such a ho-ski

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