Money: Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML - FML

By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 031

You deserved it 28 297

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 712

You deserved it 13 061

By light_talker - 14/01/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 466

You deserved it 17 992

By Princess - 28/05/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 129

You deserved it 11 260

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 098

You deserved it 5 934

Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 184

You deserved it 435

Grifter

By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 693

You deserved it 671

By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 778

You deserved it 1 838

Bigmouth Strikes Again

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 414

You deserved it 5 061

By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 23:25 - United States

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 089

You deserved it 4 836

By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 452

You deserved it 16 109

Next

Top comments

blaine72 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 16:04

this FML sounds phony

mintcar 9

Wednesday 23 February 2011 16:11

HAHAHA. Get prepaid?

Comments

supahnazi 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:52

the ironys gona make my head explode!

BonJovi821 3

Friday 25 February 2011 5:10

Why is this a YDI again...?

DutchG1rl 0

Monday 28 February 2011 17:29

the first dutch message that i've read on this site.. woee nederland je rockt! en je bent wel een beetje dom als je zoveel gaat bellen, dan weet je het ook van te voren.. maarja boeiend.

greenorange75 8

Friday 25 March 2011 9:52

What are you gonna do now? Sell your car for gas money? xD

jimtheman333 4

Wednesday 30 March 2011 20:24

this may or may not be fake, but none of the less funny as hell

DonZilla_RAWR 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:50

Lmfao @ 89! The sweet smell of irony ^_^

carmilla15 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 11:05

yeah... I'm callin a lie on this one.

Adanberger 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:13

your stupid. now you have a bill thats paid for with no phone.

dhbeaver 9

Friday 27 July 2012 4:26

Killing one bird with two stones.

love1453149997 6

Sunday 16 June 2013 17:07

You are cleverer than everyone else！

4
5
6
7
8

Keywords

Video games Gamers Love Gross Weird Health First Dates Smells Technology Parents Kids Annoying Jealousy Dogs Animals AITA Pranks Dreams Family Geek Relatable Gun control Amazon Money Cute Birthday Awkward Abuse Scams Social Media

The Top

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 386

You deserved it 275

Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 123

You deserved it 565

The Top

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 733

You deserved it 15 965

Today, I broke a bolt on my minivan trying to fix the timing belt myself to save money. I spent about 300 dollars in parts. I took the van to the shop and the total to fix it is going to be 1200 dollars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 632

You deserved it 990

Today, I participated in a walk for charity. Even though I was supposed to walk 5K, I stopped after 3K because the pain from my thighs rubbing together nearly sent me to tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 046

You deserved it 2 362

Today, I drove my truck into the garage for a couple of minor repairs. It was returned on a flatbed with a blown engine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 837

You deserved it 109

Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 374

You deserved it 204

Today, after establishing that we have no idea what's wrong with me, only that it's chronic pain, my doctor informed me that even though I've been dealing with increasingly worse symptoms for years, I'm not a "good applicant" for pain medication. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 526

You deserved it 139