Kids: Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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Get me out of here

By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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Barf

By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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Jghaugland 6

Sunday 29 June 2014 15:34

One time somebody threw up in my office and everyone just ******* exploded with vomit. I know the feeling.

Welshite 39

Sunday 29 June 2014 15:37

You should have told her The Ugly Barnacle story. She might have made the connection then. Or ask her what she had to eat. She might say "some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza...".

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TheGriizlyBear 22

Sunday 29 June 2014 15:39

Well at least you got revenge?

SweetasCandy0609 28

Sunday 29 June 2014 16:03

she's probably the reason your son vomited in the first place, buy her some toothpaste and mouthwash and send it to her anonymously so that you don't have to get in distance of her foul breath and she doesn't know you sent it.

cakefete2 30

Sunday 29 June 2014 16:44

I feel sorry for the poor post man who has to have her sign for that delivery. Whatever you do, don't request delivery confirmation.

beaverteaser 16

Sunday 29 June 2014 16:11

dirty mouth? clean it up with orbits.

lolwhatthehellz 15

Sunday 29 June 2014 16:17

Some mouth wash sounds like it would be a nice gift to give as condolences to the vomit experiences she had to endure.

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Sunday 29 June 2014 16:25

Unfortunately, halitosis is not always "cured" with vigorous brushing. The mother could already be an avid brusher, but if the issue is in her throat, or elsewhere...if her diet is causing ketones to exhale out of her mouth, for example...That scent can travel!