Intimacy: Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if...

By Dilly_20 - 22/02/2011 18:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By explainer - 08/11/2011 17:54 - South Africa

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By anonymous - 14/02/2011 13:45 - United States

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

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iliketurdles 7

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:05

I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:01

Make it a fivesome?

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joshi42 16

Friday 17 June 2011 13:32

The fact, that OP got angry rules out the possibility of proposition of 3 other MALES, I guess?

weedpecker 6

Friday 9 December 2011 16:13

what if he would have a foursome with 2 other people?

MozillaHostile 21

Friday 30 October 2015 20:40

I'm pretty sure "foursome with three other people" wasn't necessary.

saricaste 21

Thursday 27 October 2016 1:30

So many stupid people... Unless you're in an open relationship, you do not just go around ******* other people. How is that so difficult for some people to understand?

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