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By Brendan - 20/03/2016 18:54 - United States - Spring

Today, I had to console my wife this morning as our dog killed a baby bunny in our backyard. I then had to call her several hours later to inform her that not only did our dog do it again, this time she managed to eat the entire baby rabbit. Whole.

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