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Fool me once shame on you, but fool me 4 times?!
Reminds me of that movie, Misery.
That's a shitty situation!!!
Why don't u slip laxatives back into he food!!! I'm sure your dad would love to have we on there for the night
Talk about a shitty situation.
That's called poisoning! File a police report and move the hell away. Always be aware that if she can do this to you she can one day do this to your kids. That is one dangerous mother you got there!
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Don't tell her?
You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.