By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 692
You deserved it 4 178

Same thing different taste

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giantsfan2010 23

You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.

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Fool me once shame on you, but fool me 4 times?!

caitiebug1119 15

...wow. I don't know what's weirder: that your mom does that, or that you're fully aware she does it and you still eat anything she gives you. Maybe she's not trying to make you single forever. Maybe she's trying to force you to learn to cook for yourself.

Why don't u slip laxatives back into he food!!! I'm sure your dad would love to have we on there for the night

That's called poisoning! File a police report and move the hell away. Always be aware that if she can do this to you she can one day do this to your kids. That is one dangerous mother you got there!

tne201992 12

At least you're cleaned out.

Horstradamus 6

This is assault, plain and simple. Call the police to come take her away, then we'll see if she still has control issues.

yourmofo 6

I would put syrup of ipecac in her drinks and colon blow in her food to teach her a lesson.