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Make your own food next time.
You fool me once, shame on you. You fool me four times, ...?
Slip sleeping pills into her drinks and enjoy your date!
So your mother poisons you and she's not in jail, why?!
My recommendation .... Move out!
Clearly she's got it out for you so how about you start making your own food for a while?
Wow! Your mom sounds like she's a ******* ****, whom need the Bitch slapped out of her. Why tell her when you have a date? That, or just dont eat at home the day before, AND day of your date.
YDI OP because you obviously aren't smart enough to have figured this out earlier. As for your next date, make sure it's a dinner date and fast for 24 hours before you go out. Tell your mom you keep getting sick before every date and you don't want to get sick again. Problem solved!
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Don't tell her?
You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.