By Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 692
You deserved it 4 178

Same thing different taste

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giantsfan2010 23

You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.

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You fool me once, shame on you. You fool me four times, ...?

Slip sleeping pills into her drinks and enjoy your date!

lexi365 20

I don't know if your mom is being overprotective or just a psycho... I'm going with the latter.

bizarre_ftw 21

Stop telling her and stop eating her food before dates

So your mother poisons you and she's not in jail, why?!

Clearly she's got it out for you so how about you start making your own food for a while?

Wow! Your mom sounds like she's a ******* ****, whom need the Bitch slapped out of her. Why tell her when you have a date? That, or just dont eat at home the day before, AND day of your date.

YDI OP because you obviously aren't smart enough to have figured this out earlier. As for your next date, make sure it's a dinner date and fast for 24 hours before you go out. Tell your mom you keep getting sick before every date and you don't want to get sick again. Problem solved!