By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
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fjvitt 14

I’m not lining up to catch that garter...

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Allie614032 34

Well. I doubt anyone will ever forget your wedding.

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TumblrweedPasses 11

'oh it's a nice day for a brown wedding' Nevermind OP, your spouse will never let you live this down haha

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Did you say "I poo", or "I doo doo"? Wait, I think someone has already made that joke.

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Hejira Hayes 8

BIt early to test the 'in sickness' part of the vows, innit?

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bonsai 11

Sorry to hear that I hope people were understanding and the rest of your special day went well

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Charlie Given 26

We need a groom's FML, something like Today I was getting married and my bride had explosive diarrhea during our vows and went running causing her train to leave skid marks down the aisle🤣🤣😂

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Marta Perlicka 13

That must have been a very shitty wedding for you op.

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Doug Ggg 3

You know there were bathrooms very close by right?

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