By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
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influenza54 1

Tooo bad it wasn't an iron skillet. LOL he deserves it

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IdolChatter 0

Yeah, his command was an act of genius & worked out so well didn't it. He's lucky she didn't come back with a butcher's knife.

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growingupnextmon 3

Well we dont necessarily know the context but it does sound pretty bad. But seriously OP you have balls and you are a champion, not many guys risk that type of stuff anymore and obviously for good reason looking at the results.

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influenza54 1

Tooo bad it wasn't an iron skillet. LOL he deserves it

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marz88 0

Oh good other people actually read that I thought it was just me

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jdannyl 0

(just to help the debate along) He only said that because that's where she should be, making him a sandwich. Unless of course it was time for her to do the ironing.

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buddymask1 0

so i'm assuming you don't have a girlfriend? wife? didn't think so..

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TheKitsune 0

See, that usually ends the fight for my boyfriend and myself. Since once he says that we're laughing too hard to continue angrily. It's funny. Make her not be lame.

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iwadasn 32

I'm glad gender discrimination amuses you. It's things like this that set back equality movements.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

I like how things panned out for you, OP. Since we're on the subject of sexism and sexist jokes... Q - What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A - Nothing. You already told her twice. Q - What do you do if your woman's watch breaks? A - Nothing. There's a clock on the stove. Q - Where should a wife go after checking out of a wife beating rehab center? A - To the kitchen if she knows what's good for her.

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sublime93 0

Lmfao! Those are great

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

@mercy - what you just said became relevant to my interests. I am, of course, talking about the fist names and not the fact that you want to get married and have "hideous, three headed mutant spawn." Obligatory - "I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

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growingupnextmon 3

They never heard of "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" either that or they didnt get the concept.

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thatoneguyinca 0

Why is the area above a womans hip called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of **** there and, I think the main reason women don't wear watches (all together) is because there's a clock on the stove, not because it broke :-) sexism rocks

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lneely 0

ydi, but still awesome. :D

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jw90 18

haha damn! don't piss her of again..

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Jagger117 0

Jesus your cool, Obama, go to he'll. or at least get the he'll out of the whitehouse. as for you Peter panface, you are a sexist mongrel who examplifies why this wourl sucks, men aren't any better than women, and I think you ought to try making your own damn sammich! betcha forgot how? oh and to clarify, I'm a male. so you can't say I'm just some butthurt chick. (that previous sentance does not reflect my views or opinions)

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growingupnextmon 3

#32 do you have friends by chance? Like male friends...

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mike1921 0

"Jesus your cool, Obama, go to he'll. or at least get the he'll out of the whitehouse. " Republican? :P Also, removed that ******* apostrophe from the word "hell" , seriously. "you are a sexist mongrel who examplifies why this wourl sucks, men aren't any better than women, and I think you ought to try making your own damn sammich! betcha forgot how?" Did he really seem like that much of an idiot? Where he doesn't know how to make a sandwich?

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