Work: Today, I had a major presentation. My project partner does not...

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By moxiinterstellar - 02/03/2016 16:54 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I had a major presentation. My project partner does not have the best hygiene, and despite reminding her three times to dress professionally for our presentation, she still stood up there in a stained hoodie. FML.

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