Health: Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came...

By gerbilmaster - 09/07/2015 21:12 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML

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By GuitarNerd - 23/01/2017 22:41 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 20:00

Today, I came home from surgery to remove my tonsils. It's a much better surgery to have as a kid, because when you get older it's much more painful. I didn't know my mom liked pain killers. I do now, because I have none left and I haven't even taken any yet. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 20:34 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML

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Hangry time

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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Kids these days…

By daughter - 05/08/2012 07:49 - United States - Kailua

Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

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By Noname - 21/01/2009 12:36 - Canada

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

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Friday 10 July 2015 11:08

Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle stupid. Hope the apple falls very far from the tree.

amyfann 26

Friday 10 July 2015 11:08

That's so selfish. I'm so sorry OP. :( I hope you're doing ok.

Comments

daddysgirl243 21

Friday 10 July 2015 19:16

your mom's an idiot

KittyHawkMarch 29

Friday 10 July 2015 19:17

The irony

theBandit68 17

Friday 10 July 2015 19:29

Whatta ****

lukeDAduke157 11

Friday 10 July 2015 19:30

The most motherly like thing I've ever seen. (SARCASM)

ohkay12 11

Friday 10 July 2015 19:31

Just remember, you get to pick her nursing home xD

Badkarma4u 17

Friday 10 July 2015 21:33

Hell yes make sure she goes to an extra rapey one. Sideburns and Fu Manchu's everywhere.

messymessiah 11

Friday 10 July 2015 20:06

I hope the receptionist ripped her a new one

Bernadetta 12

Friday 10 July 2015 20:33

OP, I hope it will get better :) And I´m happy that you have someone who si able to help you :)

Lilkat39 5

Friday 10 July 2015 20:47

Your mother is a **** and needs a good punch in the teeth. My husband disowned his mother because she was exactly the same type of selfish bitch. He's much happier now.

jhuny 10

Friday 10 July 2015 21:21

Just wait, your time will come.... Wait till she is on her death bed. walk up to her and say, in a weirdly calm voice, "breathing is an adult responsibility"... then yank that cord!