Love: Today, I got stood up again after being asked on a date by a...

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By Tell me you're not interested - 14/05/2016 03:15 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I got stood up again after being asked on a date by a guy in the city, the city being an hour drive away. This is the 5th time in a row, all by different guys on Tinder. FML

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jamesderp 15

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:13

Tip: don't use dating apps

Melodija 19

Sunday 15 May 2016 1:39

Try a different dating app then?

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Melodija 19

Sunday 15 May 2016 1:39

Try a different dating app then?

jamesderp 15

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:13

Tip: don't use dating apps

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