Intimacy: Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from...

By JulietMarie - 10/10/2014 19:12 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML

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By Jules7594 - 12/06/2015 13:02 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder". That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML

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By thanks..? - 03/11/2018 17:30

Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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By lsta - 04/05/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML

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By IHateMyLife - 22/09/2012 06:59 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 16:00

Today, I got told that I have a dainty sneeze. It was the closest thing I've had to a compliment I've had in months. FML

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By mishie1 - 21/02/2012 12:44 - United States

Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML

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By loveless - 18/10/2009 10:30 - Australia

Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML

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By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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Nexoux 18

Saturday 11 October 2014 0:26

That's an accomplishment I'd say considering it's coming from a doctor who does this all the time.

zaynakins 11

Saturday 11 October 2014 0:25

You have a wonderful sense of humour, and Juliet is a beautiful name

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blackfox123 13

Sunday 12 October 2014 5:48

Hey, when you got a good curvix you got a good curvix.

top_dawg45 10

Sunday 12 October 2014 15:52

let me be the judge of that

thefrikinbat 8

Monday 13 October 2014 0:21

It's the thought that *****.

justmyluck69 2

Monday 13 October 2014 5:47

You are not alone in this awkward yet flattering feeling. Fml

demonfacee 14

Monday 13 October 2014 6:09

Beautiful cervix? Wow. That is freaking hilarious. At least it's better than her telling you that you have an std of some sort.

Pyrithium 8

Tuesday 14 October 2014 5:08

At least you have a beautiful cervix?

Aegimus 5

Thursday 16 October 2014 20:38

that's actually quite a flattering thing for you to receive. :3

camshredder 2

Saturday 18 October 2014 1:56

At least you are beautiful on the inside :)

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