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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

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By vomitingnow - 22/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 19:48 - United States

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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iTzSelverZz 14

Sunday 28 December 2014 0:12

What a tasteless revenge.

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 28 December 2014 0:56

why is nobody commenting on the amount of **** he would need for it to pass as Alfredo sauce?

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miloch135 7

Sunday 28 December 2014 0:25

I moderated this!

Snowlightning 17

Sunday 28 December 2014 1:23

That's hilarious.

kernelkat 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 1:58

Passive aggressives suck. Or lick in this case.

milehigh52 22

Sunday 28 December 2014 2:19

Some people aren't after anything valuable. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

sdroze1389 31

Sunday 28 December 2014 3:12

isn't that a batman quote?

sha17 20

Sunday 28 December 2014 2:33

Rule Number One, NEVER trust anybody! :D

jenninator93 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 4:18

I thought rule #1 is don't talk about fight club.....

jigglypuff34 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 3:43

You should've just stared at her and eaten the entire bowl.

Flaming_Pandas 15

Sunday 28 December 2014 7:14

Once finished, do the "I'm watching you" finger thing and walk away.

obey_clarence 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 4:32

Tortilla chips have flavor??

kerstileann 26

Sunday 28 December 2014 15:33

doritos are tortilla chips.

Rawr6591 21

Sunday 28 December 2014 16:16

salty

redstone7693 29

Sunday 28 December 2014 4:33

that's cold

KaneHunter 22

Sunday 28 December 2014 4:34

Not that evil but who really has the time for that??

DolphinLaser23 24

Sunday 28 December 2014 4:53

Well it looks like she had a chip on her shoulder! Anybody... No? I'll show myself the door.

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