Miscellaneous: Today, I got back into a game that I hadn't played in over two...

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By Duarg - 27/02/2016 07:49 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I got back into a game that I hadn't played in over two months, I was still damned good, but doing an attack while dodging, I sprained my wrist. I can't play games for a good solid 3 months now. FML.

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