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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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You deserved it 4 317

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By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 3 547

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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You deserved it 5 497

Distant love

By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

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You deserved it 194

By BadGuyLuck - 25/02/2012 06:33 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

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You deserved it 2 798

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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You deserved it 75 103

By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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You deserved it 8 242

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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You deserved it 18 203

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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You deserved it 279

By badluckryan - 25/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

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You deserved it 2 952

By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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You deserved it 2 385

MrFlintstone 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 11:42

pc: you wanna hook up op: sure when and where pc: WTF

hrlz001 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 11:40

what did you say?

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souljer 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:00

It will probably go on YouTube...

thecovert 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 2:10

Boys are idiots anyway. Get an education and be happy. The idiots will follow you and you can pick one if you want.

Piratbox 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 23:04

Right, because there are no non-idiot guys at the school this girl is hypothetically going to go to if she pursues higher education.

JustDannyG 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 2:52

are you fat and ugly? =0

fooldaddyswag 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 3:56

you must be ugly af

shizzle156 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 7:02

he could have been someone you knew who wanted to ask u out but was too afraid to

Hollisterx 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:43

why can't that happen to me!!

CODFATHER11 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:11

thats not cool!

hahalaughing 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:24

was it by the right gender? or was it like...you know....wrong? heehee

cfacheerguy 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:49

This happened to me to... I was really caught off guard

gabgirl97 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 21:47

I know how you feel. A guy in my grades older sister told me to go out with him and went to ask him the next day he said "uhhh eww no!"

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Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML

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Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML

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Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML

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Today, I’m so over my boyfriend smoking too many cigarettes, and I hate cigarettes. The smell is just disgusting and plus it makes my nose stuffy. And he gets ashes everywhere. Plus he always leaves his room a mess. Other than him being financially stable and fun, he's such a slob. FML

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You deserved it 717

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

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