By lspicknall - 12/05/2012 06:41 - United States - Hartland

Today, I got all my wisdom teeth out. Have you ever thrown up after mouth surgery? Stomach acid in your bloody gum holes is just as fun as it sounds. FML
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lspicknall 4

Sorry darling! You really do just fall asleep then you wane up you're done! Just make sure to have ice packs and lots of cold soft foods

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kevsnev 7

Oh my lanta! Hope you feel better!

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ElricMustang 23

Oh man. Getting wisdom teeth out is bad enough. Doing anything afterwards hurts, I can't imagine how throwing up would feel.

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perdix 29

No, I have not. Next question? The good news is you live in Wisconsin where you can recuperate on frozen custard and soft cheeses. I just hope you're not lactose intolerant, otherwise your bloody gum holes could get refilled with vomit.

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PocketFox 10

Dear God, yes, I have done exactly that. It was horrible. >.< You have so much of my sympathy, OP!

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linkinpark98 23

I didn't think it sounded funny at all........

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ihaveFMLfeverr 5

Aww:( I feel really bad for you, I hope you get better :)

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AzzieC 12

Yes I do op it sucks so bad

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darryaz 9

Ugh!! I had forgotten what it's like since I had my wisdom teeth out almost 20 years ago. Hope you feel better soon!!!!

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Love182 0

I love OPs use of a rhetorical question in this one.

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2dog 15

Yup that sounds like a party in your mouth!!!

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perdix 29

Oh, Jessiqa Pace, it's such an honor having a supermodel such as yourself contributing to our little hen party!

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2dog 15

I don't appreciate your sarcasm,

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2dog 15

And mabye I am just a really big fan

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perdix 29

The problem, 2dog, is that in your profile, you claimed to be the girl in the picture. When I see a picture that's a little too perfect to be a vacation snapshot, I check it out at TinEye.com. I see you changed your profile to admit that Jessiqa Pace is the girl in the pic. That's good. I'm curious to see what you really look like. You could be even better.

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2dog 15

Ever think that maybe I changed my profile picture without changing my description, because I used to have a picture of me but I got annoyed at people telling me how great my picture was so I changed it to my idol

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TehBatman 0

Damn, OP I could not even imagine the pain you went through or are still going through. Get better!

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