Transportation and Cars: Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA,...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take two hours to get there. They called two hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another two hours. FML

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By Justin Parker - 17/06/2021 04:00

Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML

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By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I was driving home through the middle of nowhere when a screw punctured my car tire. I arrived at the town's only auto shop to find that it had closed early. Frantic, I dialed the emergency number listed on the shop's locked door. On the other side of the glass, a phone began to ring. FML

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By teebs - 14/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Leandro

Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML

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By Jess - 12/03/2021 14:01

Today, I got not one but two flat tires after hitting two separate potholes big enough to take chunks out if my original rim and to bend the shit out of my spare. This was in about a 3 mile radius and within minutes of each other. FML

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By anonymous - 04/09/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML

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By Justcan'twin - 09/10/2017 16:45

Today, at 5:30 on a Sunday, I noticed my tire had a bubble in it. I found a tire shop 15 minutes away that would be closing at 6pm and made it there in time, but the shop had closed early. I left to try and make it to the next one and had a blow out. FML

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By marcy_89 - 23/07/2019 16:01

Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML

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By no spare - 19/12/2016 19:22 - United States - Marquette

Today, I woke up to find out that the two front tires on our van were flat. Now we won't have a vehicle all week since the tire shop is booked solid. We just went through this with the rear tires two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML

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ohjessica 11

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:27

Haha, damn. What a coincidence.

iforgited 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:33

Learn to change a tire

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cymruambyth 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:21

You must be stupid since you clearly don't know how to pump up a tire or change a tire which would've saved you a lot of time

bunny911 16

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:37

Riiight, pump up a tire in the middle of bum-**** nowhere without a compressor... Yeah...

cymruambyth 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 14:07

Well you can still change a tire. You have all the equipment you need to change one with the tire

patrickalamo 47

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:33

Time to learn how to change a tire.

ampex189 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:34

It's called a spare... maybe you've heard if it...

WillyD123 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:36

Cant you put on a spare tire??

joey_rdz 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:38

lol

detective_oreo 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:42

Ironic

not_cool808 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:48

haha

mofo123 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:49

Well gives you a good time to you know masturdbate

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:49

Were you driving on Broken Glass Avenue?

katelynLoretta 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:59

Learn how to change a tire!!!

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