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By BaxBakeman - 19/06/2021 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call form my doctor informing me that I've developed a severe gluten and wheat allergy, and that I should avoid being around either at all costs. I'm a Baker and just signed a lease on a building I was planning to open my own bakery in. FML

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princess_stabitty 20

Sunday 25 July 2021 20:28

Well, you better start looking into gluten- and -wheat-free baking. It's all the rage now, I hear..

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princess_stabitty 20

Sunday 25 July 2021 20:28

Well, you better start looking into gluten- and -wheat-free baking. It's all the rage now, I hear..

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