Today, I gave my seat to an old woman on the subway. It was rush... - FML

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By Keeping my seat forever now. - 13/07/2017 02:21 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I gave my seat to an old woman on the subway. It was rush hour and I was holding a bunch of bags but no one offers her a seat so I do. Soon after I gave it up, I regretted it. My bags kept flying left and right spilling some of my stuff. I leave and realize that I lost my wallet and $800. FML

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