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By hailsatan666 - 09/06/2012 18:43 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

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By yonanon - 31/08/2012 12:02 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML

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Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

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By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 01/10/2015 05:56 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML

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supimnyancat 9

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:48

At least you didn't find out through Facebook.

The_CL0GGER 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:48

Dump him... doesnt seem too difficult to me

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Bamaf22 6

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:39

Bahaha...dumb.

nco1414 7

Monday 11 June 2012 0:12

Follow me on ig: nicole14144 ?

ohshitgirl 2

Monday 11 June 2012 5:23

Omg whats his instagram username :O LOOOL

Fortius 6

Monday 11 June 2012 5:47

Long live social networking...

xlLuCkYChArMIx 0

Monday 11 June 2012 7:36

Lesson learned...just be glad u weren't his wife and those weren't ur kids. Take a step back and appreciate the fact that u can literally just walk away, drop the baggage, n leave knowing u owe absolutely nothing at all.

CrystalWest 4

Monday 11 June 2012 18:38

Ugh **** instagram lol that thing is rediculous

noisebox 1

Monday 11 June 2012 21:09

Tell his wife he s a retard a lying retard

gvolco 4

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:57

He's an asshole

deemtz51 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:57

Internet these days !

yolo20 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 22:26

Who THE HELL DATES OF instagram??

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