Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that when I play sound through my headphones,... - FML

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By miles - 13/03/2016 07:46 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that when I play sound through my headphones, it is loud enough to be heard in the room next to mine, even when I have the volume as low as possible. These are the same headphones I use to watch porn. My sister's and grandparent's room are both next to mine. FML

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