By MarieAmber18 - 28/05/2015 18:05 - United States - Pasadena

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Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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thawny_fml 21

Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.

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Enslaved 36

Or bubble wrap for nonstop popping action!

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aria78 19

bubble wrap solves everything.

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mld4657 28

I'd said that blows but clearly you aren't....

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jayemerald17 25

Maybe he's just used to doing it himself.... And I'm guessing he's gonna continue to do that.

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buckdharma 36

Fill her up with helium and tell him she wanted to see the world.

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Just_A_Tree 20

I'd say pop the doll, but he might blow up on you for that.

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russfml 31

Sorry I meant thumbs up! Slight of thumb. Hilarious :)

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rockwrench 18

I'm just going to say, thats a lot on the weird side especially when you got someone who pushes back. Yep, don't get it.

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worldclassrager 39

Time to step things up...or put a little hole in his doll

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hkhan24 23

I believe the doll already has a little hole in it..

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mrlawlor7777 26

I would say YDI if you just lay there in bed. Butt, that's what he's been fishing for.

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