Love, Cheating, Thief and Swimming pool: Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me...

By mypoolisstilldirty - 16/02/2012 16:26 - Australia

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 14:00

Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML

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By lauren - 08/07/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

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By skiergal98 - 18/08/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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By katie_sadface - 15/10/2012 02:19 - Canada

Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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sunflower226 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 18:52

does he wear a speedo?

Brannie 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 18:56

this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

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nic7973 23

Friday 17 February 2012 9:04

lessons for new beginners!

kemando 22

Friday 17 February 2012 12:04

Dammi it's always the pool boy.

frackhappens 3

Friday 17 February 2012 16:44

Spunds like it is time for the po boy to get an ass woopin. (life lesson) perhaps?

klovett91 4

Friday 17 February 2012 16:50

Classic.

bbabygirl7337 1

Friday 17 February 2012 16:55

They can all be replaced!!!!

wellthatsukx 0

Friday 17 February 2012 18:04

Hopefully he dies.

MuchDance90s 0

Friday 17 February 2012 19:57

Husbands should hire ugly pool boys and wives should hire ugly nannies. A very important marriage commandment.

penguin182 18

Friday 17 February 2012 22:44

Dude, do you ever watch ****?! It couldn't have been avoided!!

corarox 0

Friday 17 February 2012 22:49

Hide your kids hide your wife?!? Did u forget that rule?!

bioman250 10

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:17

Snap his neck. I'll vouch for you in court. You were at McDonald's with me.

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Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

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Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

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Today, my anxiety was escalating so I decided to try an anti-anxiety adult coloring book to calm myself down. Too bad I got more stressed out about which colors I should use. FML

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Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML

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Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML

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