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By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 10:13 - United States

Today, I found out that some men think it's OK to clip their fingernails at the table, in a restaurant, on a first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By grounded - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phones at the table rule" and took my phone away until I could learn "proper table manners." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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Gross idea

By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 23 November 2009 20:09

At least he wasn't using a Pedegg on his feet and dumping the shavings into the food.

VirtuallyUnbreak 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:12

Wow men go to such lengths to show disinterest.

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voveraite 7

Monday 23 November 2009 20:46

Wait, so he carried a nail clipper with him, to be prepared in case he won't go for a second date? wow...

token_blackguy 18

Monday 23 November 2009 21:13

you do live in the south carolina.

GreenRupee 0

Monday 23 November 2009 21:20

Hey, he had to look nice for his mom!

Kylias 6

Monday 23 November 2009 21:27

Yes, but, talking like this, does not suddenly, make this story, worse than it is.

Residence_fml 4

Monday 23 November 2009 22:17

He clipped his nails on your first date together!! OMG that's totally something for the second date -dump him. -Seriously, it didn't matter if it was a man or a woman that's just disgusting to do around food especially in a restaurant. He even thought ahead about bringing a nail cnipper..

kukopia 0

Monday 23 November 2009 22:19

Did he pay for your dinner? Then he can do WTF he wants.

weinerdog 2

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:02

WTF does that have to do with anything?! It was a disgusting, rude, nasty thing he did that he should have known to not do in a restaurant. Paying (or not) for the meal has nothing to do with whether or not it's ok to act like an inconsiderate slob.

hazardharry 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:03

I feel awful for you, that is a truly terrible experience. If you need any therapy, I know a good doctor. Message me.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:59

[ignore this. comments are messing up]

campex 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:04

So you had a bad date, mostly because you're too straight edged, where's the FML?

nzl_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:16

ew i have seen this before and it is absolutely revolting.

noshitsherlock 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:20

WTF?! What a classy guy.

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