Today, I found out that not only do all my friends know about...

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2021 19:43 - United States - Folsom

Today, I found out that not only do all my friends know about my crush, he might know too. FML

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Tuesday 12 October 2021 11:22

Is that a bad thing?

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Tuesday 31 May 2022 18:33

isn't that kinda the point??

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Tuesday 12 October 2021 11:22

Is that a bad thing?

cjrog727 2

Tuesday 31 May 2022 18:33

isn't that kinda the point??

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