Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household...

By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 18:00

Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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Askavi 37

Saturday 19 March 2016 15:32

Her ear canal must be huge to fit a tooth brush in!

bella_nana347 23

Saturday 19 March 2016 15:42

Tell her to use a ******* q-tip. That is disgusting

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CrazyCatLady 19

Sunday 20 March 2016 22:13

thats disgusting and disrespectful start using her stuff to clean the toilet and other objects

grunt_fml 17

Monday 21 March 2016 16:22

I am having a hunch that this is not about collecting ear wax. She might try to stimulate her vagus nerve, which is causing a "feel good" sensation. This is even used to treat depression sometimes. But it can also lead to respiratory arrest and circulatory collapse. I would have a close eye on her, when you find her lying around with a toothbrush still stuck in her ear, you know what is going on.

courtney_leath 14

Monday 21 March 2016 18:16

At least you caught her so you can replace your toothbrush. Imagine if you hadn't caught her! She wouldn't have told you about it. Just hide your new toothbrush now!!

littlefoott69 14

Wednesday 23 March 2016 6:39

on a more helpful note and to save future toothbrushes and such Introduce your sister to ear candling ..she will be amazed at how much comes out, and if she pisses you off again let the candle burn down and start her hair on fire ahahhaha