Money: Today, I found out that my mother has stolen over $20,000 from...

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By anonymous - 12/02/2016 07:09 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I found out that my mother has stolen over $20,000 from my college fund and now it's very questionable whether or not I'll actually be able to afford going since she refuses to pay it back. FML

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