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By jackers43071 - 06/04/2016 03:56 - United States - Newark

Today, I found out that my grandmother's cat has been peeing in my room again I haven't told her yet since last time she put down a whole box of moth balls to keep the cat from peeing. I don't know who told her this works, but I can promise you the only thing it accomplishes is my slow death. FML

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